Chatbox Anxiety

I'm pretty sure one of you guys were the first ones of the chatbox, and you waited for someone to come on for two minutes, then logged out.
Guess what? I didn't.
Log out, I mean. I went kind of hysterical in the chatbox, waiting for someone for... What? Four minutes? Ten? I'm not sure.
I was procrastinating, so technically I wasn't... meh.
Anyway, I don't know why, but I sort of recorded my craziness in the chatbox.

--Do not blame me if you end up losing a thousand brain cells by reading this.--

[22:58:53] Syl joined the chat on Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:58 pm
[22:58:58] Syl : Anyone on?
[22:59:02] Syl : It seems many peeps are on.
[22:59:09] Syl : But none on the chatbox...
[22:59:15] Syl : I'll be waiting, just talking to myself.
[22:59:26] Syl : ... Don't make me love you, procrastination.
[22:59:35] Syl : Urgh, I need to get back to work.
[22:59:48] Syl : D. But I can't leave thinking I'll be logged out of this chatbox when someone comes on!
[22:59:59] Syl : Pleease... Go... On...
[23:00:04] Syl : I'll become a zombie.
[23:00:18] Syl : Okay.
[23:00:24] Syl : NO ONE'S ON.
[23:00:27] Syl : Well, who cares, Syl.
[23:00:32] Syl : I think I'm going mental.
[23:00:39] Syl : Yes, Syl, you probably are.
[23:01:01] Syl : My eyes look like tiny pixels.
[23:01:21] Syl : Is the world made of pixels that are too tiny for us?
[23:01:29] Syl : Hamburgers aren't made out of ham.
[23:01:48] Syl : COME ON. ANYONE.
[23:01:50] * Syl groans.
[23:02:16] Syl : Well, every chat starts with one person, right?
[23:02:20] Syl : I can be that one person.
[23:02:30] Syl : ... How does that one person STAND IT?
[23:02:51] Syl : No-o-oh... Taake me baack...
[23:06:00] Syl : Come on, *claps her hands* someone come on..
[23:06:22] * Syl starts singing and dancing
[23:06:42] Syl : And... that part is very specific because, well, obviously, Syl wants to show off her dancing skills
[23:06:45] Syl : But, well.
[23:07:01] Syl : "Wells are for water!" -dat annoying kid
[23:10:06] Syl : Seriously? No one? STILL?
[23:10:10] Syl : I thought I waited long enough.
[23:10:24] Syl : I'm gonna probably go crazy by the time someone goes on.
[23:10:31] Syl : Seriously, I'll turn bitter on something.
[23:10:45] Syl : Seek revenge on all you peeps that was online and didn't even click "Log in" in the chatbox
[23:10:51] Syl : Not even to drop by and say hi
[23:10:52] Syl : Grrr.
[23:10:59] Syl : YOU GUYS SUCK.
[23:11:01] Syl : No. I am kids.
[23:11:09] Syl : Don't worry, I
[23:11:18] Syl : Don't worry, I'm not going to turn bitter... Probably.*
[23:11:30] Syl : I might start swaering.
[23:11:33] Syl : No. I'm not.
[23:11:44] Syl : Well, swearing, as in making a vow.
[23:12:06] Syl : I swear that if someone comes on, I will tackle them like the unicorn tackles peeps out of Kylie
[23:12:09] Syl : 's mother.
[23:12:21] Syl : Oh gosh.
[23:12:26] Syl : THIS IS MENTAL TORTURE.
[23:12:29] Syl : Just waiting for someone.
[23:12:35] Syl : What kind of nutcrack am I?
[23:12:39] Syl : That
[23:13:01] Syl : That's almost like, sitting at an empty table and automatically assume someone will want to sit with you.
[23:13:13] Syl : What if there's this secret table right next to you that you're totally ignoring?
[23:13:19] Syl : Maybe I could go sit there.
[23:13:25] Syl : You know, that could be a possiblilty.
[23:13:30] Syl : BUT I LIKE THIS TABLE TOO MUCH.
[23:13:43] * Syl hugs this "table", supposedly a metaphor
[23:14:01] Syl : Some cruel, sick part of me actually likes that I'm sitting alone.
[23:14:02] Syl : O.o
[23:14:07] Syl : The thought scares me.
[23:14:25] Syl : I'll just reread my messages.
[23:14:28] Syl : Uhhh.
[23:14:51] Syl : MOTHERPEWPING HADES
[23:14:54] Syl : URRGHHHASSH.
[23:15:09] Syl : I. Am. Going. Superiorly. Crazy.
[23:15:11] Syl : MWAHHAHAHHAA.
[23:15:31] Syl : You know, the next person coming on is going to look at chat history and go like, "Whaa? What's wrong with this kid?"
[23:16:02] Syl : This is just the product of a lonely kid waiting at her table.
[23:16:10] Syl : Someone, come sit with mee...
[23:18:05] Syl : I sound extremeley creepy.
[23:18:14] Syl : Geez, creepers, yo.
[23:18:21] Syl : Okay. Now I sound like a gangster
[23:18:28] Syl : Not that I know what a gangster sounds like.
[23:18:48] Syl : ._. and I'm supposed to be researching about how sustained ways of coffee growing affects the environment.
[23:18:53] * Syl pats herself on the back
[23:18:58] Syl : Good job, Syl.
[23:19:06] Syl : Great job.
[23:19:45] Syl : WHYYYY.
[23:19:53] Syl : WHYY MEE?
[23:20:03] Syl : Well, I guess no one else goes mental like this.
[23:20:20] Syl : Normal peeps just see the chatbox and go on only when at least two people are there.
[23:20:24] Syl : Ya see, that's normal.

not nearly as hilarious as this one


[15:02:53] Syl : Whatwoulditbe,aworldwithoutspacebars?
[15:03:19] Syl : Well, someone would think I said "Outspace bars"
[15:05:23] Syl : Seriously?
[15:05:26] Syl : No one talking?
[15:05:31] Syl : What's happened?
[15:05:39] Syl : The awkward moment when you guys are just chilling...
[15:05:41] Syl : Witha drink..
[15:05:46] Syl : Just watching...
[15:05:52] Syl : It's like before you sleep.
[15:05:59] Syl : You can't help thinking of everything.
[15:06:01] Syl : And thennn....
[15:06:04] Axel The Rabbit : easy...we are conspiring against u
[15:06:06] Syl : Boom, you can't skeep.
[15:06:12] Syl : ._.
[15:06:26] Syl : TALK, YOU BUNNY.
[15:06:39] Syl : TALKKKKK.
[15:06:44] Syl : NOOOOOO.
[15:06:52] Syl : I'm seriously going to turn bitter against all these people one day.
[15:06:59] Syl : Really bitter.
[15:07:03] Axel The Rabbit : XD
[15:07:05] Syl : I am kids.
[15:07:06] Syl : Maybe.
[15:07:17] Axel The Rabbit : are you
[15:07:21] Syl : You know, I may be plotting revenge.
[15:07:40] Syl : Okay.... you're talking.
[15:07:46] Syl : Aw, screw that.
[15:07:53] Axel The Rabbit : or am I
[15:07:58] Syl : .D
[15:08:15] Syl : Maybe you're just a robot saying things that are automatically coordinated
[15:08:20] Syl : Or, you know, recorded.
[15:08:25] Syl : Axel the Robot.
[15:08:28] Syl : Axel the Robot.
[15:08:31] Syl : Axel the Robot.
[15:08:34] Syl : Oh, well..
[15:08:54] * Axel The Rabbit pokes Cat
[15:08:56] Syl : "Wells are for water" says dat annoying kid. again.
[15:09:02] Syl : Heh. Boldness.
[15:09:21] Syl : See? That was probably coordinated.
[15:09:27] Syl : AXEL THE ROBOT.
[15:09:39] Syl : And since Robot starts with an R, they needed to think of an animal that started with an R
[15:09:46] Syl : So they could give him an obsession.
[15:09:53] Syl : Am I right, evil masterminds that control Axel's brain?
[15:10:22] Syl : You're killing me here.
[15:10:25] Syl : Type something.
[15:10:31] Syl : Anything, you baddies.
[15:10:35] Axel The Rabbit : something
[15:10:37] Syl : I VILL KILL YOUW.
[15:10:40] Axel The Rabbit : XD
[15:10:42] Syl : Yeth
[15:10:44] Syl : Thank you
[15:10:57] Syl : Wait, that's all you're gonna say?
[15:10:59] Axel The Rabbit : omg im totally gonna post this
[15:11:01] Syl : something, XD?
[15:11:03] Syl : NOOO.
[15:11:07] Syl : NORRRRWWW.
[15:11:11] Syl : Post it where?
[15:11:12] Syl : Poop you.
[15:11:17] Syl : PEWPIES.
[15:11:29] Syl : It's an empty threat, right?
[15:11:33] Syl : you're not really going ta do it.
[15:11:41] * Axel The Rabbit cuts and pastes the chatlog onto a post
[15:11:47] Syl : Cat comes on, "Wat did I miss"?

And this is what we learned!

Never leave Syl alone on a chatbox.

Especially with a bunny rabbit.

...I talk to myself in chatboxes all the time xD People just never see it, lulz... This was rather amusing, though. And amusing is good. It's okay Syl, I'm crazy-insane, too.

The other day I was counting to myself in Russian, then singing a 2-part love song to myself until Ceru joined.

Oh, is that what that Russian gibberish was? xD I'M ON CHAT NOW COME ON.

WAIT! Was this love song the one i think it is Jake?????

What love song? Because any pop song would count now as a love song.

Lawwwwl. Touche, Syl, touche xD

Jake!!!! was it Elephant Love Medley???

lol, yes. Yes it was.
Ceru got on once I got to "In the name of love"

"IN THE NAME OF LOVE....thank God." <---- Jake xD

xD Great timing.